Dreams Blog

February 27, 2015

Harbinger
The Sports Curmudgeon gave us some topics for sportsters at Spring training. “Reporters faced with deadlines for daily stories therefore fall back on standard themes:
A player who was injured last year surely hopes to be healthy this year.
A player who shows up 15 pounds heavier says this will allow him to stay stronger during the long season.
A player who shows up 15 pounds lighter says this will give him more speed and will keep him stronger longer in the season because he is carrying around less weight.
A player with a new fat contract from free agency just wants to win and it glad that all the hoopla associated with contract negotiations are behind him.
A player whose contract will expire at the end of this year is intent on getting a new contract and/or using the upcoming season to demonstrate his real worth – by focusing on nothing but winning of course.
At some point this Spring, you will read that “the pitchers are ahead of the hitters at this point…”
So, ask yourself why the teams don’t have the hitters report to Spring Training before the pitchers and catchers.
Then consider that if the hitters reported first, there would be no one to pitch to them…
We have all read all of those stories a hundred times before and will read another 4 or 5 dozen of them again this year because there is nothing else to put in the papers. On most days, nothing of any import happens in Spring Training. It is the price we pay for that particular harbinger of Spring…
Zen Drafter
So now Phil Jackson has removed more salaries from the Knicks’ roster. We’ll be waiting for the NBA draft on June 25th to see how many seats on the game bench will be filled by Jackson,
Jets Draft Board
We’ve always heard that you can’t coach size. These are quick looks: Geno Smith- 6/3, 218; Marcus Mariota- 6/4, 219; Jameis Winston (reported shoulder weakness?)- 6/4, 230;. Josh McCown- 6/4, 230. Gee, none of these guys are Eddie Lebaron sized (5/9, 168).
These Combine choices are only guesses that don’t enter the reality phase until the choices get on the field. “How-evah” if I were choosing a QB, I’d look at arm strength for long passes, passing across the body, and away from the body. I’d also like to know if he had the smarts to call 2 plays in the huddle.
“I Have A Dream”
The Sports Curmudgeon gave a good answer to Jesse Jackson. “Therefore, it is pretty clear to me that there was some skullduggery going on with regard to the roster. And so, I would like to respond to Rev Jackson’s wondering aloud about this being about boundaries and not race. To respond, allow me first to present some words by the Rev Martin Luther King, Jr. from the “I Have A Dream” speech:
“I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.”
The adults in charge of that Little League team cheated. I do not think that cheating is a race issue but I do think it is a character issue. I choose to judge those people on the basis of their character as evidenced by their behavior. Sadly, those adult cheaters with character flaws all their own behaved in a way that caused a bunch of kids to lose something they obviously treasured.
The Curmudgeon had this to say about Tiger Woods, “Tiger Woods’ announcement that he was taking time off from PGA events simply changed the focus of the “Tiger Woods stories” that golf writers must be compelled to write by editors who have become addicted to Tiger Woods stories. Folks, Tiger Woods was once the best golfer in the world; for the last 5 years he has not been anywhere near that stature. In fact, if you look at the last 5 years alone and consider the amount of coverage in the media for Tiger Woods juxtaposed with his athletic accomplishments here is a sports figure that he has begun to resemble:
Danica Patrick
Think about the amount of coverage per meaningful victory over the past 5 years and those two sports figures are coming closer and closer together.”
Tark The Shark
Dwight Perry (Seattle Times) wrote about Jerry Tarkanian’s passing. “Jerry Tarkanian wasn’t called Tark the Shark for nothing.
Seems the late UNLV basketball coach, whose flouting of NCAA regulations was the stuff of legend, once raised a lot of eyebrows at an NCAA reform gathering when he voted in favor of every single proposal — recruiting, financial or academic — put forth to make the rules even stricter.
“Later, at the hotel bar,” wrote Phil Mushnick of the New York Post, “this AD was moved to ask Tarkanian why someone with his rep would favor firmer NCAA compliance legislation. Because, Tarkanian replied, some of the schools ‘actually might follow those rules.’ ”
Perry Patter
Dwight Perry (Seattle Times) wrote that, “The Minnesota Timberwolves’ Lodge Burger is the NBA’s best arena hamburger, according to a survey cited by the St. Paul Pioneer Press.
Apparently the No. 1 hot dog designation went out the door with Dennis Rodman.
“Ian Hamilton of the Regina (Sask.) Leader-Post, after 88-year-old Lew Dunlap started to charge the mound after getting brushed back by a pitch at a Rockies fantasy camp: “He’s expected to arrive there sometime next week.”
Olbermann
I’m not unhappy that he was suspended by ESPN. It’s too bad that it was only for a week instead of a permanent dismissal. I feel that he is snarky-to the max and tries to show how smart he is in a way to put down everybody else.
This time he ranted against students from Penn State, who raised money to assist in the battle against pediatric cancer. He allowed a personal hatred of PSU because of the Sandusky horror, to overshadow correct thinking.

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February 20, 2015

Yankees Whoop-De-Do
I wasn’t paying very much attention to all the hoo-ha about A-Rod’s public apologies because I think it was more about the team trying to position themselves in order not to pay those huge bonuses.
Besides, A-Rod could take a big step toward forgiveness by hitting a few of those first pitches over the fence.
MLB Fans
I think as a rule that baseball fans aren’t concerned with a lot of the media’s “Whoop-de-do” that tells us how to feel. There’s a lot of “gas in the air” saying that “ordinary people” don’t believe A-Rod’s apology. That doesn’t matter as much as seeing him play well. That’s what matters most in the end.
Jackie Robinson West Little League
Scott Ostler (SF Chronicle) weighed in. “There is concern that the mess will cause black youngsters to veer away from baseball, already experiencing a steady decline in participation by African Americans.
Right. African American kids will shift to football and basketball, where there is zero chance they will ever be exploited by greedy, power-crazed adults.”
NBA
The Sports Curmudgeon said, “Reports say that George Karl will take over as the head coach of the Sacramento Kings right after the All-Star break. Karl is a certified basketball lifer and he is a very good coach. He has turned sorry-assed franchises in to respectable franchises in the past; the man knows what he is doing. So this is a prime catch for the Kings, right? (and maybe he can buy, as Greg Cote noted an actual second name)
Unfortunately, I have to answer that with “Maybe”. Consider: The Sacramento Kings franchise has been around since the dawn of the NBA – and even before that truth be told – residing in cities such as Rochester, Cincinnati, KC/Omaha, KC (by itself) and now Sacramento. This peripatetic franchise has won the NBA Championship exactly 1 time and that was in 1951. To give you an idea of how long ago that was, the Rochester Royals were winning the NBA championship about the same time that President Harry Truman was in the process of relieving General Douglass MacArthur of command in the midst of the Korean War. This franchise does not have a winning tradition.
The current – and newly minted – owner of the Kings, Vivek Ranadive, is an impatient man who believes that he has great professional basketball insights. It appears to me that he is a guy who will plant a crop of vegetables and then pull up each plant once a week just to be sure the roots are developing and then put it back in the soil. Months later, he will be surprised when his crop yield is below normal… In short, he seems to be what Danny Boy Snyder would be like if Danny Boy bought and NBA team.”
Pheee-nom
Jerry Crasnek (ESPNNY.com) gave us this alert, “Prized Cuban free agent Yoan Moncada has four or five more private workouts scheduled with Major League Baseball teams in the next week and hopes to decide where he will sign by Feb. 23, his representative told ESPN on Wednesday.
Moncada expects to audition individually for about a dozen teams, according to David Hastings, the Florida-based certified public accountant who is handling the infielder’s negotiations with clubs. Several teams have requested what Hastings called “look-backs” — or second, follow-up workouts.
Multiple media outlets have speculated that Moncada, 19, could command a signing bonus in the $30 million-50 million range.
A switch-hitter, Moncada batted .277 in two seasons with Cienfuegos in Cuba’s Serie Nacional before leaving the country last year with the permission of the Cuban government. He held a workout for a reported 70 to 100 MLB talent evaluators in Guatemala in November. he Yankees, Red Sox and Rays, in contrast, are free to sign Moncada immediately. But their past international spending has placed them in a category where their investment would be subject to a 100 percent tax. That means a $30 million outlay on Moncada would cost them $60 million.
“It’s almost like somebody walks up to you and hands you a $50 million diamond and says, ‘Take care of this for a few months. I’ve got to go. Bye,'” Hastings said.
“I’ve had to become his nutritionist, his [medical adviser], his baseball trainer and his legal and financial adviser. I’m not an expert in nutrition for a 19-year-old potential superstar. I want a team that has all these professionals and experts to take over and say, ‘OK, this is what we need to do with this kid.’ The sooner the better.”
Soccer
The Sports Curmudgeon wrote that, “If you are a student at the University of British Columbia – Okanagan and you are also a soccer fan, you have an interesting course offering available to you. You can take a course – and get credit for it too – in Cristiano Ronaldo Studies. The course examines:
“…Ronaldo’s rise to global iconography and the social and personal repercussions emanating from his rise.”
I could not even come close to making that up…”
Scott’s Knucklehead of the Week
Scott Ostler (SF Chronicle) gave an award to Jerry Rice for admitting he used illegal stick-um for all of his career and using “everyone does it” as a defense. Scott suggested that Rice should try to use that defense in traffic court.
Cote’s Notes
Greg Cote (Miami Herald) wrote that, “Pete Rose said he’d love to talk to new MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred about his gambling ban, then he laid 8-5 odds against that happening.
“Oisk”
Chris Erskine (LA Times) wrote about growing old. “You know, it’s odd the little things you notice as you age. I remember the first time I realized — somewhat fretfully — that airline pilots were younger than I, then doctors, and now a president. There must be, in the corner of our souls, the belief that those making the most important decisions have a tad more experience than we do, a few more summers under their belts.
Meanwhile, perhaps our ardor for mythic figures was always a bit misplaced. Of those we trust, only Santa Claus seems to survive the media scrutiny of the 21st century. What might’ve overzealous bloggers turned up on FDR or Edward R. Murrow?”

Dreams Blog

February 13, 2015

Pitchers And Catchers
I can’t wait for this because of the bad seasons our NY teams have had. Maybe baseball will be better.
My main questions for my Yankees are: will A-Rod turn out to be a 40-year old player with deteriorated hips who hasn’t played in 2-years? Will Mark Teixera be healthy? Will Carlos Beltran hit without coaching by Kevin Long? Exactly who are these new hitting coaches, Jeff Pentland and Alan Cochrel? Are the pitchers healthy?
Sir Charles And The Knicks
Ian Begley (ESPNNY.com) talked about Charles Barkley’s reaction to the trade of J.R. Smith’s trade to Cleveland. “Most Knicks observers assume J.R. Smith is playing well in Cleveland because he doesn’t have to run the triangle anymore.
Charles Barkley has a different theory. The TNT analyst and noted Knicks critic believes Smith is playing well because he’s not surrounded by the “idiots” in New York.
“I looked at J.R. Smith like this: I look at him as a follower. And I told coach (David Blatt) that. He’s a guy if you put him around good people, he’s going to play well. If you put him around those idiots in New York, he’s going to be an idiot,” Barkley said last week during TNT’s Cavs-Clippers broadcast. “Every time he played well in New York, they had a good team. And when things go bad, they had him on a team with some boneheads. And he’s a follower. He’s not a bad kid but he’s a follower.”
OK then. Barkley mentioned that Smith has benefited from being around LeBron James, Kyrie Irving, Mike Miller, Shawn Marion and others in Cleveland. He didn’t mention any of the Knicks’ “idiots” by name, but that comment doesn’t reflect well on Carmelo Anthony, J.R.’s closest friend on the Knicks.
Cote’s Notes
In Greg Cote’s Random Evidence column, he wrote, “Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong was involved in a hit-and-run and tried to have his girlfriend take the blame after a night of partying in Aspen, Colorado. If you do an image search on Google for “train wreck,” you see a picture of what Armstrong’s life has become.”
“Some facts require no punch line. Example: An LPGA golfer named Brooke Pancake just signed an endorsement deal with Waffle House.”
Perry Patter
Dwight Perry (Seattle Times) told us, “Dreaming of being a world-class soccer player? It’s certainly a golden goal.
Type in the average U.S. salary — $43,000 — into an interactive calculator at BBC.com, and this is what it spits out, with adjustments for cost of living and the like:
Cristiano Ronaldo earns €18,200,000 ($20.9 million) per year. It would take him 18 minutes to earn your weekly salary. On your current salary ($730), it would take you 551 years to earn Cristiano Ronaldo’s annual wage. If you had started in the year 1464 you’d almost be finished.”
“To air is human
Q: What do the Seahawks and NBC anchor Brian Williams have in common?
A: Both would’ve been better off staying on the ground.”
1,576-step program
Australia’s Suzy Walsham, 41, won the annual race up the Empire State Building’s 86 flights of stairs for a record sixth time.
Just call her Queen Kong.”
Fran The Scram
Bill Daly wrote about Fran Tarkington. “Fran Tarkenton says he’ll present Mick Tingelhoff at this summer’s Hall of Fame induction. This makes sense for several reasons: (1) Tingelhoff was Tarkenton’s center for 12 seasons with the Vikings, (2) they’re the very best of friends and (3) Scramblin’ Fran liked to lateral the ball to him on occasion — as only Scramblin’ Fran could.
But others just shook their heads. Deacon Jones, the Rams’ Hall of Fame defensive end, said, “You can expect anything from Tarkenton. He might lateral the ball to a fan. They say a quarterback can’t scramble in this league, but he’s been in the league five years and he’s still scrambling.
In a game the previous season, Jones recalled, “I chased him three times. Twice I fell down. Finally on the third time I got him. But he threw the ball into the end zone for a touchdown.”
Knucklehead Of The Week
Scott Ostler (SF Chronicle) wrote, “Bud Selig. As a parting gift to baseball, he freed the Blue Ribbon Three, his long-serving committee investigating the feasibility of an A’s move to San Jose. What did the committee learn? “It’s very complex,” Selig explained. He was referring to his IHOP menu.”
Shirts Off Their Backs
The Sports Curmudgeon talked about a missed marketing opportunity. “During a home loss to the Carolina Hurricanes, three Toronto Maple Leaf’s fans took off their Leaf’s jerseys and threw them on the ice. They were arrested (charged with engaging in some prohibited activity that is not clear to me) and banned from the arena for a year. I guess I do not understand the basis for all of this.
The Maple Leafs have not been a championship level team in quite a while; their last Stanley Cup championship happened in 1967. Obviously, if these fans had Maple Leaf’s jerseys to throw on the ice, they were hardcore fans and as hardcore fans if they were still allowed to come to games, they would likely buy themselves a new Leaf’s jersey. Seems to me like a marketing opportunity missed…”
Old Friend
I want to take a look at a semi-pro team in Japan called the Ishikawa Million Stars. This team just signed as a player-manager 56-year old Julio Franco. Yes, that Julio Franco. He is the guy who holds the record in MLB as the oldest player to hit a home run (he was 48 when he did that) and the oldest player to hit a grand slam (he was 47 when he did that). Franco’s careen in MLB started in 1982 and ended in 2007.
The Million Stars play in a six-team league called the Baseball Challenge League. One of the players on the Million Stars is a 23-year old female knuckleball pitcher named Eri Yoshida. It is close, but she is about young enough to be Franco’s grand-daughter in addition to his teammate on the field…”

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February 6, 2015

Poor Call
Collingsworth was right. I couldn’t believe the Seahawks passed on the 2 with 3 tries left and Lynch on the bench.
Dwight Perry (Seattle Times) said, “The Patriots somehow let the air out of the Seahawks’ heads.”
Pick Plays
NE ran crossing pass plays with routes that had picks on the SH DB’s at the end, without any interference calls. I thought picks were illegal? So I asked the Sports Curmudgeon and he said, “Picks are illegal – and they are only flagged when they are egregious. Consider this the NFL equivalent of the NBA and the travelling call. Travelling is illegal and it only called sometimes – – and NEVER on anyone who ever made it to an All-Star Game.”
Super Ads
Remember that these are MY choices, only:
1- The Indie created Doritos ad – when pigs fly
2- The Mercedes ad- the hare and the tortoise
3- The Fiat ad- “the little blue pill” drops from a window sill and is inhaled by a dented car. The dent expands and the car is admired by “hotties” walking past the scene.
EXTRA- It was poor taste for the Harry Chapin song “Cats In The Cradle” to be used as background music for a Car Insurance ad when he was killed in a drunk driving accident.
Alarming Thoughts
Bill Plaschke (LA Times) wrote a powerful column in which he listed alarming stats and predicted the possibility of the eventual abolishment of tackle football because the rewards aren’t worth the health risks.
He wrote in part, “Perhaps the only thing more alarming than those damaging statistics is that fans haven’t really paid attention to them. The public continues to view the violent collisions as entertaining ignoring the danger it presents. The loudest cheers during any game are usually for the biggest hits. A player’s life can be unalterably damaged in a single moment, yet that moment is routinely met with wild applause.
Speaking to a football academy in 2013, Hall of Fame cornerback Lem Barney said he feels the sport could eventually disappear, saying, “The game is becoming more deadly today. . . . I think it’s the greatest game if you like gladiators. . . . I can see in the next 10 to maybe 20 years, society will [eliminate] football altogether.”
Surprising
Bob Molinaro (PilotOnline.com.) wrote, “Of all people, Mike Ditka, said on HBO’s Real Sorts that if he had an 8-year old son, he wouldn’t allow him to play football. ‘And my whole life is football’, he said. ‘I think the risk is worse than the reward.’ Didka coming out against kids playing football is like the Pope telling Catholics to sleep in on Sundays.”
Pepper
I like the Jets’ hire of Pepper Johnson. I like his attitude, his knowledge, and his experience. He might have been a better choice as the Giants’ DC rather than Steve Spagnuolo. Only time will tell.
The Yankees Might Be Shooting Themselves In The Foot
Wallace Matthews wrote, “But in their seemingly all-consuming desire to “get even” with A-Rod for his foolish and desperate attempts to overturn Major League Baseball’s 162-game suspension last winter, the team that is supposed to be all about winning looks like it is about to compromise its own mission statement for the sake of someone’s revenge.
If the Yankees are really concerned with winning, and improving off the dismal 84-win, 12-games-off-the-pace, Octoberless death march that their 2014 season was, they need Alex Rodriguez to play well.
And yet, this offseason the Yankees have seemed to do everything in their power to insure he will fail.
But the Yankees have always been pretty good at remembering what their business is, the business of winning ballgames, and they generally didn’t hold bad manners or bad behavior against a player if they still believed he could help them.
Clearly, they no longer believe that of A-Rod. But the hard reality is, they are stuck with him for three more seasons and will have to pay him $61 million in salary, whether he plays well, badly, or not at all.
So rather than trying to squash A-Rod’s bonuses, the Yankees should be doing everything in their power to encourage him to earn them, and hope that he does.
Unless, of course, vengeance has now taking priority over victories.
Admittedly, the whole home run bonus idea was a bad one, conceived in greed by both parties.
Big Bucks
The Yankees owe A-Rod $61MILLION.
Gee, how old am I (don’t answer that!) I remember when a well-paid ballplayer had a one-year contract for $50K and that was when electricians were earning $20K.
One And Done
The Sports Curmudgeon talked about the NBA’s drafting problems, “College basketball has become a “one-and-done” proposition with regard to the top draft picks. What that means is that NBA teams with picks in the “Top 5” are selecting kids who may not yet be 20 years old as franchise saviors. Many of these players have never had to play against others with comparable – or even superior – talent and skills. Most of them are not nearly ready physically to turn around a franchise. And that does not even begin to take account of the maturation level to deal with being a professional athlete on a bad team.
Please do not interpret the above as wistful nostalgia for the days when college basketball players went to school and stayed 4 years before going to the NBA. That is not what I am advocating or contemplating. What I am saying is that if a team were going to adopt a “tanking strategy”, it would have had a better chance at success under the “old college basketball environment” than it does under the current conditions.”
Perry Patter
Dwight Perry (Seattle Times) wrote, “An asteroid passed within 745,000 miles of Earth.
Or in the words of amateur astronomer Bob Uecker, just a bit outside.
“Did a card show with Ernie Banks,” tweeted former Braves star Dale Murphy of the late Mr. Cub. “He drove the promoter crazy! Spent time/talked with every person. After an hour had signed maybe 15.”

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January 30, 2015

Next Week
I’ll list my top 3 Super Bowl TV ads.
Rooting Interest
I asked Dwight Perry if it would be OK to root for his Seahawks and he said, “Go on, go ahead. Explain it this way: Russell Wilson is on his way to becoming the Derek Jeter of the NFL.”
I’m going to ask if you would, only, remember this score 31-27. I’m not saying who’s the top number, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
NE-Gate
I know that there’s a lot of talk saying both teams played with the under-inflated balls but it was no secret that the Colts were going to run with the ball more than pass it and the Pats were going into the air. Brady was 21/28,174 and Luck was 12/33,129.
HMMM, pretty good passing percentage for Brady. A more inflated ball would have cut down on that. Keep that in mind.
Scott Ostler (SF Chronicle) wrote, “We should have been suspicious when Bill Belichick presented Tom Brady the game ball and he folded it and put it in his wallet.
Upon hearing about the underinflated footballs, 873 present and former NFL quarterbacks slapped their foreheads and said, “Why didn’t I think of that?”
“Quietly, Brady has been replaced as chairman of the Macy’s Parade.
“Richard Sherman may have gone too far, essentially accusing Brady of Eddie Haskell-ing.”
Good Point
Bob Molinaro said, “As college basketball officials crowd around TV monitors searching for in-game overrules – and as I quickly reach for my remote – I grow nostalgic for the days when a missed call was part of the deal. Why should errors be treated differently in the final two minutes? We’re talking about games. Entertainment, in other words. Bad calls happen, then life goes on. If only the games would.”
Here Comes Da Judge
Bob Molinaro (Pilot.com) wrote, “Fans of the NFL and decent sportsmanship have no reason to worry that the Mysterious Case of the Patriots’ Underinflated Footballs won’t be adjudicated quickly and with integrity. As long as Roger Goodell is on the job, what could go wrong?
Richard Sherman couldn’t wait for the Week of Words to talk the talk. ‘I think people get a skewed view of Tom Brady,’ he said. ‘That he’s just a clean-cut guy that does everything right and never says a bad word to anyone. We know him to be otherwise.’”
New Jets
Ian O’Connor (ESPNNY.com) wrote, “Ryan kept faking it with Geno Smith, kept trying to persuade people to ignore the mounting evidence and take his word for it that Smith would someday soon become a big-time pro. Bowles? The best he could do on Smith was a description of him as “a great college quarterback,” and until Smith’s play demands something more, that’s the way it should be.
Like his hopeless predecessor, John Idzik, Maccagnan isn’t a personality that will light up too many rooms. Unlike his predecessor, Maccagnan has a history of evaluating talent, not budget lines. He should have a decent idea of what to do with the $40 million in salary-cap space at his disposal, and with the sixth overall pick in the draft.
Now the negatives. The Jets still don’t have a viable quarterback, or a viable set of cornerbacks to defend against viable quarterbacks. “I have to get in and look at the film and see what the problems were,” Bowles said, “whether they were schematically or whether they were physically.”
Memo to Todd: They were both.
One And Done
The Sports Curmudgeon talked about the NBA’s drafting problems, “College basketball has become a “one-and-done” proposition with regard to the top draft picks. What that means is that NBA teams with picks in the “Top 5” are selecting kids who may not yet be 20 years old as franchise saviors. Many of these players have never had to play against others with comparable – or even superior – talent and skills. Most of them are not nearly ready physically to turn around a franchise. And that does not even begin to take account of the maturation level to deal with being a professional athlete on a bad team.
Please do not interpret the above as wistful nostalgia for the days when college basketball players went to school and stayed 4 years before going to the NBA. That is not what I am advocating or contemplating. What I am saying is that if a team were going to adopt a “tanking strategy”, it would have had a better chance at success under the “old college basketball environment” than it does under the current conditions.
Not So Nice Game
Dan Daly told us about the 1965 Pro-Bowl. “The Pro Bowl 50 years ago certainly caused a stir — the likes of which hasn’t been seen since and may never be again. In the third quarter, Browns quarterback Frank Ryan suffered a dislocated shoulder when he was slammed to the ground by Colts defensive end Gino Marchetti, and Ryan claimed it was retaliation for something that had happened in the NFL title game two weeks earlier.
The backstory: With 26 seconds left in the championship game — and Cleveland leading favored Baltimore 27-0 — Browns fans stormed the field and took down the goal posts. The officials were all for calling it a day at that point, and so were the badly beaten Colts. But Ryan wouldn’t go along. Cleveland had the ball at the Baltimore 16, and he wanted to score one more touchdown.
Naturally, this didn’t set well with Marchetti and his mates. When the Pro Bowl rolled around, Gino was still steaming about it — and was quoted in various newspapers as saying he wanted “one more shot” at Ryan.
Old Habits (Dwight Perry- Seattle Times)
Ohio State football coach Urban Meyer was at it again on CBS’s “Late Night with David Letterman,” refusing to use the word “Michigan” when discussing his team’s No. 1 nemesis.
But as Mike Bianchi pointed out in the Orlando (Fla.) Sentinel: “Meyer used to do the same thing (during his Florida tenure) when asked about the Gators’ biggest rival — the Gainesville Police Department.”

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January 23, 2015

If You Ain’t Cheatin’ You Ain’t Tryin’
Does anyone else think that the denials from Belichick and Brady sound like those we used to hear from Gaylord Perry?
Affordable Super Bowl
Dan Daly wrote about SBII, “The face value of a Super Bowl ticket runs anywhere from $800 to $1,900 these days, and prices on the secondary market reportedly range between an arm ($2,000) and a leg ($20,000). So I thought you might be amused by what it used to cost to go to the game — from soup to nuts.
An ad appeared in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette before Super Bowl II that offered air transportation (“via United and Eastern Air Lines”), three nights in a Miami hotel, six meals, a cocktail party, transfers and “other features” for — wait for it — the low, low price of $196 (tax included). You flew out the Friday before the game, which pitted the NFL’s Packers against the AFL’s Raiders, and returned the following Monday.
What a deal.
Wonder if Wayne Travel Service is still offering it. (Or is it just the price of gas that’s dropping to nostalgic levels?)
Yankees At First Look
Wallace Matthews quoted Brian Cashman, ““This year will be different, that’s for sure, “General manager Brian Cashman said this week. “This spring will be more important than most because there’s a lot of new guys and a lot of guys we don’t know all that much about. There’s a lot of players we have to get to know. Clearly last year there was a big focus on our captain, who’s no longer here. This year the focus will be on all the new guys.”
“I think ever since they renewed [Cashman, who received a new three-year contract], he’s had some ideas about building the team, getting younger and more versatile, and I think they’ve done that,” said the baseball executive. “Does it work? Who knows? I think the whole season comes down to two questions: The starting pitching and the hitting.”
But Cashman disputes the notion that this year’s offseason represents any sort of philosophy change by an organization that has always operated under the Big Bang Theory of baseball. He said the reason the Yankees built through barter rather than bucks this season was strictly due to circumstances.”
Maccagnan-Speak
Rich Cimini (ESPNNY.com) wrote, “Maccagnan didn’t have too much to say about his quarterback situation. Asked if he likes Geno Smith, he said, ‘I do like Geno in terms of aspects of his play,’ adding that he hasn’t had enough time to form a definitive evaluation. Maccagnan said he’s looking forward to getting acquainted with Smith.”
We have to look at what wasn’t said. He didn’t say what aspects of play, to what he was referring or Smith’s off the field behavior for that matter.
A New Direction For The Giants
Dan Graziano (ESPNNY.com) wrote: “Ben McAdoo has been hired to run the Giants’ offense, it’s worth taking note that this is the Giants doing something they don’t normally do. They’re taking a chance on a fresh, new face with ideas that differ from theirs. They’re dipping their staid blue toe into new waters, mainly out of an admission that what they were doing for so long had stopped working. It’s a pretty big deal, and however it works out, it speaks to the state of the franchise right now. After 10 years of Manning and Coughlin, they don’t believe their run is coming to an end, but they’re at least admitting to themselves that they’ll need to try something different if they want to be right.”
I like Coughlin’s Spagnuolo hire but I would have liked Pepper Johnson better.
Cote’s Notes
Greg Cote (Miami Herald) said that the Knicks are in danger of being relegated to the D-league and that Curt Schilling said he didn’t get voted into the MLB Hall of Fame because he’s a Republican. Or, there’s also the remote possibility voters just didn’t think he was good enough.
Molinaro Maranara
Bob Molinaro (PilotOnline.com) wrote, “Hit the pause button: Let’s hold off writing Peyton Manning’s career obituary. It’s unlikely that Manning is finished – not when he’s due $19 million in base salary for showing up next season. You’d expect a pizza pitchman of his repute to have an appreciation for that kind of dough.
If you want to win a bar bet, ask if anybody can tell you who coaches the Atlanta Hawks, currently atop the NBA’s Eastern Conference and on a 10-game winning streak. Mike Budenholzer, a former apprentice under the Spurs’ Gregg Popovich, is the mystery man – and early leader for Coach of the Year. Full disclosure: I had to Google the Hawks to discover Budenholzer’s identity.
Even taking into account that Rex Ryan usually wins the news conference, it’s amusing how the blustery self-promoter could introduce himself to Bills fans as their savior, seeing as how he left the Jets after a four-win season to join a franchise that finished with nine victories.”
Dwight Perry (Seattle Times) Headlines
“This from Darren Rovell (ESPN): “Pizza Hut spokesman- we are not paying QBs who say ‘Hut’ at the line of scrimmage.”
“Scientists can gauge the slightest slowing of Earth’s rotation enough to know that we need to add an extra second in 2015, but what is and what isn’t a completed NFL pass still can’t pass the eyeball test?
“Times columnist Larry Stone, via Twitter, after the Mariners acquired lefty pitcher Mike Kickham: “I’d suspect their plan is to use Kickham when they’re down.”
“Mike Bianchi of the Orlando (Fla.) Sentinel, after NASCAR driver Kurt Busch claimed his ex-girlfriend is a CIA-trained assassin: “Gentlemen, start your cuckoo clocks.”
“Times desk editor Scott Hanson, on Washington State’s new defensive coordinator, Alex Grinch: “So I’m guessing he’ll make his players practice on Christmas.”
“Tiger Woods, on hand to watch girlfriend Lindsey Vonn ski in Cortina D’Ampezzo, Italy, got a front tooth knocked out by a swinging TV camera.
We assume he’ll be replacing that divot.
“Seahawks punter Jon Ryan, on throwing 19-yard TD pass off a fake field goal in the NFC title game: “It was a moment I won’t forget, even though I don’t remember it all right now.”

Dreams Blog

January 16, 2015

Jets News
I’m happy that the Jets didn’t waste any time getting their lined up on the run way. I’m happy with Bowles but I don’t know about Maccagnan. He’s a let’s see how the draft goes guy. On Maccagnan- “Well, at least they didn’t hire a bean counter/paper pusher, a la John Idzik. Maccagnan is all football. He worked the past few years as a front office executive, coordinating the Texans’ college scouting, but he also spent a lot of time on the road in a scouting capacity. This is what the Jets need — a GM whose roots are in player evaluation. Have you seen their roster? It’ll take a sharp personnel guy to fix their many problems. The last time they had a GM with a football background was Terry Bradway (2001-05). The Jets tried to sell Idzik as a “football man,” but he was in over his head. One of the concerns with Maccagnan is that he has no experience with salary-cap management and contract negotiation.”
On Bowles- “The party’s over. Bowles is known for his laid-back demeanor, so no, he won’t be showing up for a news conference in a wig. He’s an even-keeled coach, which Ryan wasn’t. Jets owner Woody Johnson wants to change the environment around the team, and he believes Bowles will bring a steadiness that was lacking and maybe a little tough love. Make no mistake, he’s not a tyrant — his former players in Arizona speak of him reverently — but he’ll tear into the players if necessary. In an October game against the Washington Redskins, he busted up a whiteboard at halftime because he was angry with his players.
Despite losing several starters in Arizona, he was able to adjust with different personnel, and the Cards finished fifth in points allowed.”
Rich Cimini (ESPNNY.com) reported that Bowles was looking for Kacy Rogers to be his DC and Chan Gaily to be his OC. I like Rogers but have doubts about Gaily. Bowles might want to have Gaily act as a tutor for him, being a first time HC. Gaily could also work with Geno Smith to improve at QB.
Triangle, THAT!
Ian Begley (ESPNNY.com) wrote, “The triangle offense may have a credibility problem with younger players in the NBA.
At least, that’s what New York Knicks coach Derek Fisher thinks.
But Jackson’s disciples haven’t had much success. Former assistants Kurt Rambis and Brian Shaw have a combined record of 84-198. Fisher is 5-34 -Rich- the worst in the NBA this season to start their Knicks coaching careers.”
They’re not playing a triangle defense. To be successful the “triangle offense” needs a competent center, an accurate three-point shooter, AND a talented point-guard.
More Trades
Marc Stein (ESPNNY.com) told us, “The New York Knicks are actively trying to trade veterans Jose Calderon and Andrea Bargnani as part of their ongoing roster clear-out, according to league sources.
Jackson has made it clear that he is committed to building through the draft and free agency and has spoken several times this season about changing the culture of the franchise. The trade of Smith to Cleveland, which required the inclusion of Shumpert, was evidence of that.”
The Report Is In
The Sports Curmudgeon told us that Greg Cote wrote, “An independent investigation found NFL commissioner Roger Goodell was not aware of the Ray Rice video when meting out his initial punishment. Which sort of means Goodell was both exonerated and called incompetent at the same time.”/
Jets GM
Mike Maccagnan, from the Houston Texans, was Rich Cimini’s (ESPNNY.com) recommendation for the job. He wrote, “Ultimately, the job comes down to finding talent. It’s difficult to say how much input Maccagnan has had into the Texans’ drafts; all we can do is judge the outcome. A recent study of the 2009-2013 drafts, conducted by USA Today, rated them 15th in the league. Obviously, they hit the jackpot with J.J. Watt (2011). Nearly all of their first- and second-rounders from 2009 to 2012 have panned out, but their two most recent drafts haven’t yielded much at all. The last five drafts have produced only one Pro Bowl player — Watt, who could be an all-time great.
The Texans haven’t used a high draft pick on a quarterback since 2002, when they drafted David Carr No. 1 overall in the franchise’s first year. If hired, Maccagnan is the anti-Idzik in that he has no experience with the salary and negotiating contracts.
Too Much Info
Greg Cote (Miami Herald) told us that, “The College Football Playoff crescendo between Oregon and Ohio State was so big it was covered by not only ESPN but also by ESPN2, ESPNU, ESPNEWS, ESPN Classic, ESPN Deportes and ESPN3.com. That’s according to Mort Schmidlap, ESPN Director of Wretched Excess.”
Perry Patter
Scott Ostler (Seattle Times) wrote, “Some news stories come complete with their own punchline:
Bears cornerback Tim Jennings, charged with speeding, reckless driving and DUI in Georgia, told the arresting officer he was going 99 mph on a freeway because he was late — getting to his child’s parent-teacher conference.
And … Dartmouth suspended 64 students for cheating — in a sports-ethics class
RJ Currie of SportsDeke.com, after Florida State QB Jameis Winston said his team’s 39-point playoff loss to Oregon “could have went either way”: “Sounds like Winston went the other way heading to math class.”;
ESPN analyst Mark Jackson, fired as Golden State’s coach after last season, on why he deserves some credit for the Warriors’ 29-5 start: “You cannot disrespect the caterpillar and rave about the butterfly.”
Jim Barach of WCHS-TV in Charleston, W.Va., after ex-Miami fullback Rob Konrad swam nine miles to shore after falling out of his fishing boat off the South Florida coast: “So much for him being a former Dolphin.”;
Brooklyn Nets officials are denying a Bloomberg report that Russian billionaire Mikhail Prokhoro no longer wants to own the team.
So it’s merely coincidence, then, that they’re suddenly calling themselves the Nyets.
Brendan Alert
Dwight told us to, “Hide the knives-
Celebrating his 74th birthday on Sunday: pro rassler Abdullah the Butcher.
Just a guess here, but no one gets in his way when he goes to cut the cake.”

Dreams Blog

January 9, 2015

Giants Sidelines
Dan Graziano (ESPNNY.com) wrote, “The Giants announced Fewell’s ouster Wednesday as part of a “restructuring of their defensive coaching staff.” Defensive backs coach Peter Giunta also will not return next season, the team announced.
The Giants’ defense ranked eighth in the NFL in total yardage in 2013 but took a major step back in 2014 amid season-ending injuries to three of its top four cornerbacks, middle linebacker Jon Beason and defensive ends Mathias Kiwanuka and Robert Ayers.”
I’m rooting for Pepper Johnson or Steve Spagnuolo, but more for Pepper, to get brought in.
NFL Games On TV
Fan interest in watching pro-football on television spiked after CBS broadcasted “The Violent World Of Sam Huff.” This was the first time that real-time sights and sounds were seen and heard by “Joe-Fan.”
I still remember Sam Huff covered in game dirt saying to an opposing player, “If you do that one more time, number 63, I’m gonna break your nose!”
That was it for me. I was hooked.
There has recently of talk about preventing permanent injuries to NFL players as well as poor post-game player behavior. The Sports Curmudgeon talked about the leagues reaction, “I think Brad Dickson of the Omaha World-Herald has cracked the code on NFL disciplinary measures: “The NFL has a tougher personal conduct policy. Now, when players mess up, they will get both wrists slapped simultaneously.”
Scott Ostler (SF Chronicle) wrote, “Normally I don’t root against the Cowboys, but I’m making an exception. Don’t want to be subjected again to the owner’s box tableau of Jerry Jones and his BFF, Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, doing their awkward — and borderline dangerous — victory hug.
What is that dance, the Texas Mis-Step?”
Conspiracy?
I’ve been pretty clear as to how I feel about the Dallas Cowboys. I want to know why all of those strange decisions made by NFL refs seem to always go the Cowboys’ way.
This time a Dallas defender ran straight into a Lions’ pass receiver knocking him down. Two officials threw an interference penalty flag, but after a quick conference with the other zebras the flag was picked up. No penalty. Two minutes later, Dallas had a 4th and 6 on the on the Lions’ 42, Romo calls a pass. Lions’ DT Suh is held and tackled to the ground-no penalty.This put the Cowboys in position to go ahead 24-20 for the win.
All I could say was- JEEZ.
The guys were giving me the business about this. From Bob Molinaro- “I had no dog in the fight, but I find it mystifying that the wisest minds of our age – talk-show hosts – strenuously downplayed the importance of the Great Picked-Up-Hanky Incident in the Cowboys’ playoff victory over the Lions. The wise men argue that one play or a single egregious call can’t determine the outcome of a game. But this flies in the face of everything we longtime couch potatoes know because bad calls can and do alter results. You don’t have to be a conspiracy theorist to understand that.”
Dwight Perry- “Conspiracy alert
Coincidence? Jethro Pugh, the former Dallas defensive tackle, passed away within 10 days of:
The Cowboys’ first playoff game in Green Bay since the 1967 Ice Bowl.
AND Elly May Clampett.”
Kerr Was Smart
Steve Kerr saw what was ahead of him if he gave into the offer from Phil Jackson to become the Knicks’ coach. Bob Molinaro (pilotonline.com) unretired and wrote an opinion. “Close call: Knowing what we do now about the debacle that is the New York Knicks – 5-34 after a loss Thursday night – it’s hard to believe Steve Kerr may have seriously contemplated accepting Phil Jackson’s coaching offer before making the soul-saving choice to lead Golden State (28-5).
Meat Head Of The Year
Alvin Cross- “Alvin Cross was out of jail on probation and was looking for some “weed”. Evidently, he fired up his mobile phone and sent out a text message to someone – or some ones – he thought might be able to hook him up. The problem is that the text message went to his probation officer. There was not a lot of ambiguity in the text message; according to reports, it read:
“You have some weed?”
The probation officer naturally notified the police who got a warrant and searched Cross’ residence where they found cocaine – but interestingly, there was no mention of any marijuana. Cross went back to jail and had a year added to his time there for drug possession and added time for violation of probation.”
Perry Patter
Dwight Perry (Seattle Times) wrote, “In soccer circles, this is what you call obstruction.
Germany’s MSV Duisburg has moved its winter training-camp headquarters away from the Turkish resort of Antalya Lara after learning that 400 Russian models were booked into the same hotel for a beauty pageant there.
As the team’s website explained it: “We want to calmly prepare for the second half of the season :)”
“Florida basketball player Jacob Kurtz inadvertently tipped in the game-winning shot at the buzzer for rival Florida State last week.
When Gators coach Billy Donovan said “we beat ourselves,” he wasn’t kidding.
At least Kurtz has a kindred spirit in Sabres forward Patrick Kaleta, who — while trying to land a left to the head of the Senators’ Jared Cowen during an NHL scrum — inadvertently punched himself in the head.”
“Brad Dickson of the Omaha (Neb.) World-Herald, after Big Ten basketball teams lost nonconference games to Texas Southern, Incarnate Word and the New Jersey Institute of Technology: “The only thing left is to lose to a driving school.”
Headlines
At Fark.com: “76ers suffer their first home win and fall into a tie with the Knicks.”
Brad Rock of Salt Lake City’s Deseret News, after Jazz guard Trey Burke went 0 for 11 on three­-point attempts against the Hawks — and three teammates went a combined 7 for 12: “If it ain’t Burke, don’t fix it.”
Name game
Nick O’Leary — the No. 2 tight-end prospect in the NFL draft and the grandson of golf legend Jack Nicklaus — played for Florida State.
Sorry, but shouldn’t a chip shot off that old block be a California Golden Bear?”

Dreams Blog

January 2, 2015

“Black Monday” Reactions
The Giants from Dan Graziano (ESPNNY.com) – “The Giants should be looking at absolutely everything and everyone with a critical eye. It makes no sense that the job status of GM Jerry Reese, with his draft record, isn’t even questioned. It shouldn’t be automatic that Coughlin, who has won playoff games in only two of his 11 Giants seasons, returns just because the Giants don’t want to be a team that fires coaches. And if performance dictates otherwise, it shouldn’t be a slam-dunk that Fewell or special-teams coordinator Tom Quinn comes back just because Coughlin likes coaching with them. Huge decisions loom about player personnel, of course, at the end of all of this. They can’t get lulled to sleep by the fact that the offensive line was a bit better in December than it was in September. All offensive lines are. The Giants’ line still needs better players. They need to overhaul the pass rush — the Giants’ sack total was inflated by a strong finish — either around a re-signed Jason Pierre-Paul or around a viable playmaking replacement. They need to address safety and linebacker, look honestly at the run game and decide what the best thing is to do about Manning and his contract.”
The Jets from Rich Cimini (ESPNNY.com) – “Owner Woody Johnson is rebooting, and not a moment too soon. Not only did the Jets miss the playoffs for the fourth straight season, but there also was dysfunction within the organization. There were conflicting agendas and clashing philosophies — coaching staff versus management, offense versus defense and run versus pass. The franchise needs a fresh start and a strong leader who can galvanize it.
Ryan never had a chance this season. He was handed a poorly constructed roster by Idzik, who failed to supply his head coach with the necessary tools to win. Isn’t that the GM’s job? Ryan coached most of the season with third-rate cornerbacks, hampering his ability to run his style of defense. It was gross mismanagement by Idzik.”
Doug Marrone
Doug Marrone is reportedly a candidate for the Head Coaching position with the NY Jets and is a neighborhood guy-not just a local guy. As such he has a lot going for him in my eyes but I’m still concerned with his career coaching record of 40-42 with Syracuse and Buffalo.
Hopefully, Woody Johnson will bring in Rich Mueller from Philly as GM and be a good personnel guy in the draft.
A Bobby Layne Tale
I wonder how today’s conduct police would have liked to write about Layne. I don’t think Bobby would have cared a lick.
Dan Daly wrote about a game in 1958 between the Steelers, with Bobby Layne and the Chicago Cardinals. “Bobby Layne and Co. racked up 683 yards that frigid December day – 472 passing, 211 rushing. It was so ridiculous that a running back, Tom “The Bomb” Tracy, threw a 72-yard touchdown pass. But here’s the best part, the part no one remembers: Layne played with a wicked hangover. World class. On national television, no less.
“Bobby drank, no doubt about that,” Art Rooney says in Ray Didinger’s book, Pittsburgh Steelers.
“The greatest day Layne ever had with the Steelers came the last day of one season at Pitt Stadium against the Cardinals. It was snowing like crazy. There couldn’t have been more than 5,000 people at the game because you had to be an athlete to get up the hill to that park on a dry day, let alone in snow and ice.
“A local sportswriter, Bob Drum said, ‘I’m telling you, I was with him last night, and there’s no way he’ll even make it to the ballpark, let alone play.’
“This was unusual for Bobby, but it was the last game of the season, and he was blowing off steam. Bobby showed up at the stadium, and he looked awful. Well, Bobby went out and had himself a day you had to see to believe. The footing on the field was so bad everybody on both sides was falling down except Bobby. He was staggering all over the field and picking up unbelievable yardage. I never saw him have another day like it.”
Layne never did have another.
Back To School
Dan Daly saw Harbaugh return to coach Michigan, his alma mater and wrote: “Even in the ’40s, when there was no free agency, no scouting combine, no drug testing (and its accompanying surprises) — not to mention minicamps and OTAs — you had NFL coaches saying, “Who needs it?” and going back to college ball. One of the more notable examples is Adam Walsh, who guided the Rams to the 1945 championship and, two years later, was so sick of owner Dan Reeves’ intrusiveness that he decided to reclaim his old job at Bowdoin College in Maine. (Yes, the Division III Bowdoin Polar Bears.)”
Wha-D-Say?
Carmelo Anthony was asked about his injury and he answered, “I’ve had multiple conversations with multiple people. Regular people, people who have had similar situations as me, and everybody has their own opinion. I take everything in stride and when that time comes, I’ll take it into consideration.”
Did he just say, “I feel a lot more like I do now than I did before?”
Melo also said that Coach Fisher is keeping the team from crumbling. Dwight Perry added- “
Apparently Anthony’s working definition of “crumbling” is something worse than 5-29.”
Perry Patter
Dwight Perry (Seattle Times) wrote, “Derek Jeter’s magic lives!
Penn State kicker Sam Ficken — assigned the just-retired legend’s Yankee Stadium locker for last Saturday’s Pinstripe Bowl — booted the game-winning PAT, snapping a 30-30 tie with Boston College in overtime.”
Marcus Thompson of the San Jose Mercury News, after the 49ers’ Frank Gore had 15 pizzas delivered to the team’s media room Monday: “From now on, every local writer will refer to him as ‘Hall of Fame-bound running back Frank Gore …’ ”;
Brad Dickson of the Omaha (Neb.) World-Herald, after some rocketeers in Michigan launched a porta-potty high into the sky: “If the Redneck Games had a space program, this is what it’d look like.”

Dreams Blog

December 29, 2014

Week 17
The kindest thing I can pass along is that the season is over
Nathan Eovaldi
Cashman gave up a lot in a trade that brought him to NY. He’s only 25, so there’s time. Last year he threw 199 innings and gave up 223 hits- the most in MLB for a starter. His K average was low (6.9/9inn) for someone with a 96MPH fastball- so let’s see.
“Jet-itty”
The Jets had a GM named Izzy,
Who put the team in a tizzy,
He drafted all wrong, gave away his stars for a song,
Them had his QB, Geno, very dizzy!
Jets Suggestion
The Sports Curmudgeon forwarded this and it could be applied to the team in green, “Here is a cogent observation from Gregg Drinnan form a recent iteration of his blog, Keeping Score:
“The Los Angeles Dodgers, who are undergoing almost a complete makeover, may have one of those rare management groups that chose to keep the manager and fire the players.”
Factfinders R Us
The Sports Curmudgeon, also, gave his opinion about Mueller’s Non-Report, “Last week, I asked rhetorically what might be taking so long for a report by Robert Mueller on how the NFL got the “Ray Rice Affair” so very wrong. Well, it appears that I am not alone in wondering about the pace of the investigation. Here is an item from Scott Ostler just this weekend in the SF Chronicle:
“Robert Mueller, the ex-FBI guy heading up the investigation into the NFL’s handling of the Ray Rice elevator video, finally got around to obtaining e-mail and phone records of office employees. It took Mueller’s crack investigative team nearly four months to get to this stage. You don’t want ’em to rush to judgment, but you don’t want ’em to get lapped by a glacier.”
Professor Ostler’s last sentence there is important. There are far too many times when a rush to judgment – often fueled by an intense desire for an initial report to be true – leads to wrong conclusions and wrongheaded actions. Rushes to judgment are probably no better than 50/50 to arrive at the correct endpoint. And then, there is glacial progress…
Let me demonstrate how a rush to judgment can get one out on a limb. I would be willing to wager that within the NFL Security Division – or whatever its official organizational title might be – there are more than a couple of folks who were once employed at the FBI. So, I could put two and two together and “suggest” that Mueller has been dragging his feet so that those ex-FBIers have a chance to cover their tracks. Were I writing a mystery novel that might actually be a semi-interesting plot line? However if I posit that motive as part of an opinion piece or as a direct accusation, I should be required to provide some kind of evidence to support it and that evidence would have to be a lot more than Professor Ostler’s comment above plus the fact that the NFL hired some people who used to work for the FBI in the Security Department.
I do not know what the delay(s) may be here. I do know that I am eager to read whatever the NFL makes public of the Mueller report because I really do want to know how and why the folks in NFL Security did not find a way to get hold of the tapes that TMZ got hold of. To paraphrase Senator Howard Baker, I really would like to know who in the NFL knew what and when he/she knew it.”
Perry Patter
Dwight Perry (Seattle Times) wrote: “Fuzzy Thurston, one of the pulling guards in Vince Lombardi’s famed Packer sweep who died last Sunday at age 80, grew to be 6 feet 1 and 245 pounds in his NFL days.
“He had a growth spurt in college — or maybe a weight spurt,” ex-line mate Jerry Kramer told The New York Times. “I think he found beer, or something.
Stat of the Week
“The Seahawks won three playoff games in 2014 — or three times as many as the Detroit Lions have won since 1957.”
“SportsDeke.com said, after the Panthers beat the Capitals in an NHL-record 20-round shootout: “The last time a shootout used that many rounds, it was ended by Doc Holliday.”
Former NBA draft bust Darko Milicic, 29, lost in his kickboxing debut, but he wasn’t at a loss for words.
‘The next time, it will be better,’ Milicic told AP. ‘I’m invincible.’
‘Really?’ asked Adam Hill of the Las Vegas Review­Journal. “Apparently invincible has a much different meaning in Serbia.”
Stampeders punter Rob Maver, to the Calgary Sun, on the enormity of a hit he absorbed in the Grey Cup game: “I was trying to breathe and throw up, and I couldn’t do either.”
Mike Florio of NBCsports.com, after Bears QB Jay Cutler said “everyone could get axed”: “Cutler’s predictions regarding the team’s future could end up being a lot more accurate than many of his passes.”
This probably wasn’t music to Rory McIlroy’s ears.
While the golf champ was getting interviewed by BBC at halftime of the Ulster-Connacht rugby match in Belfast, Northern Ireland, the stadium loudspeakers serendipitously started playing Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline.”
McIlroy, of course, broke off his celebrated engagement to tennis star Caroline Wozniacki seven months ago.
Deep Thoughts, Cheap Shots
Scott Ostler (SF Chronicle) recommended that we, “File under “stuff to look forward to in 2015, or 2016, or …”: The announcement of findings by Bud Selig’s blue ribbon committee studying the A’s proposed move to San Jose, and the results of Robert Mueller’s investigation into when the NFL saw the Ray Rice elevator video.”
Random Evidence Of A Cluttered Mind
Greg Cote (Miami Herald) wrote: “British Tabloids report David Beckham has approached U.S. goalkeeper Tim Howard about joining his Miami MLS team.
Which would be exciting if Beckham actually, you know, had a Miami MLS team”
“Giants pitcher and World Series MVP Madison Bumgarner once dated a girl named Madison Bumgarner. Had they married, I wonder if she would have gone by Madison Bumgarner-Bumgarner?”

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